Don't tell me how to jerk off, or do you think you're my first?

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Honey, you're acting like a whore — it's been a long time since I fucked you, I guess

Caught his beloved masturbating and clearly showed that the penis is better

I know my friends are watching us fuck — let them be jealous

Daddy, don't be sick, you can even stick your dick in me if it helps

Culinary blogging turned into porn when I pulled the bitch's tights down

What a bitch — she kicks you in the balls and then teases you and doesn't let you cum

Let daddy in your chubby pussy — it's not the first time we've fucked

What a bitch — she went and hinted at anal, but she never gave it to me in the ass

Dropped the towel in front of the delivery man. I hope he takes the hint and fucks

Took an 18-year-old college girl to the mat, but ended up with a creampie

The tutor asked me to undress, "Do I take my panties off too?"

The instructor saw my airbags and immediately gave me my license

Seduced an ex for a porn shoot and leaked it — that's why she's an ex

We almost became lesbians, but we remembered that there are guys at sex parties

I signed the documents, now I can get into the secretary's pussy

I'll lick your pussy in the 69 position, and then you'll scream from orgasm

Don't fight it like that — you're my maid, so set your pussy up

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

That 19-year-old student's glasses look so good on her face with sperm

Brother, stop thinking for a girl — I have a better body and in the anal I give

Hey, I'm in the middle of a live show with the fans and you're fucking me

The rules are simple: she sucks me, I pour sperm in her face