What a tight ass you've got now — that's okay, we'll stretch it out

How could I have forgotten about February 14? Okay, I have a pee

You shouldn't have your tits enlarged for nothing — you can jerk your dick off with them

Mary Rock came to the mountains to ride a black dick, not ski

Don't tell me how to jerk off, or do you think you're my first?

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Honey, you're acting like a whore — it's been a long time since I fucked you, I guess

I know my friends are watching us fuck — let them be jealous

Come here, I'll pump your pussy up, because it doesn't look plump

Culinary blogging turned into porn when I pulled the bitch's tights down

What a bitch — she kicks you in the balls and then teases you and doesn't let you cum

Let daddy in your chubby pussy — it's not the first time we've fucked

The father forgot to fuck his mother, and his son felt bad for him — he fucked himself

Somebody help me, I asked just to tie me up, not to fuck me

If the ex forgot what happened yesterday, I'll take out my penis and remind her

Your dick goes deep down your throat, now let's check your ass

She seduced her brother for sex and he got cocky and took aim at her ass

What a bitch — she went and hinted at anal, but she never gave it to me in the ass

Begs the guy to fuck slower because his ass hurts, but he doesn't care

Dropped the towel in front of the delivery man. I hope he takes the hint and fucks

And how can I explain to my husband why I came from my neighbor all covered in sperm?

Took an 18-year-old college girl to the mat, but ended up with a creampie

So what, you're suggesting we go to work in sperm panties now?

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