Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

She asked me to fuck her like a bitch... That's all I know how to do

When she's in the kitchen with her skirt and no panties, I cum twice

I fell in love with a lesbian, and she always has naked friends in the house — I tolerate

If you don't like the gag in your mouth, get a big dick, but don't scream

Did you notice I'm not wearing panties? To hell with school, touch my pussy

Sucking is much more enjoyable when you're also being fucked from behind by a dick

Wait! I'm going to turn off the stream and let's fuck, because everyone's watching

Sex with my brother makes me shiver, no guy can fuck like that

We'll screw the light bulb in later, I'd rather screw my dick into a tight pussy

Just whining about anal pain and already she's getting high from her orgasm

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

And I twisted and turned — I wanted to be fucked

My father married young and stupid, but it's good — he wants me

Friend girl, you suck so hard it makes your throat sag. Let me try it

What are you looking at? Give me your pussy to fuck and I'll cum on your pretty face

Son, it'll help with your boner, I'll give you a pussy

I'm a cuckold, so I don't scold my wife because of her cheating, I only praise her

You have to suck dicks like that, and you sit down to study, will you give on the table?

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Brother, hold my leg for stretching, but don't touch my pussy

Brother, look, this is what a woman's tits look like, and you show me your dick

You're giving up your ass for tender sex? Oh, no, I'll fuck you till you scream

I'll give you a shag for helping you study — it's good to be of age