She asked me to fuck her like a bitch... That's all I know how to do

You will swear at me, and I will spank you and fuck you in the throat

Did you notice I'm not wearing panties? To hell with school, touch my pussy

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

Squirted for the first time — now they'll definitely call me on a second date

I don't get it — I haven't cum in her yet, and my dick is covered in cum

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

First lick it to orgasm over there, and then I'll give you

- You promised to suck it, suck it! - Okay, but you can't have an orgasm with just a blowjob

Culinary blogging turned into porn when I pulled the bitch's tights down

Student, how did you learn all that? Now you can fuck me

Brother, be brave, pick up the phone and I'll show you pussy and tits

Here's your dick, suck it hard, or I'll leave you for your friend, okay?

The four of us were quietly fucking on a trip, and then people burned us

If you're thinking of getting a girlfriend, let me remind you what you're giving up

Honey, you should have told me right away that you were going to give me anime porn on the trip

Brother, I won't suck your dick even for New Year's Eve, don't even talk me into it

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Stranger, why did you come to the sauna? Show me your dick already

"We wanted to fuck on the trip! Well, you want to do it in the car, go ahead."

Fuck, you talentless pacifier, fuck off, let your mother suck it already

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

Your computer doesn't work, you can use me instead of porn