And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

She asked me to fuck her like a bitch... That's all I know how to do

You will swear at me, and I will spank you and fuck you in the throat

- You promised to suck it, suck it! - Okay, but you can't have an orgasm with just a blowjob

Brother, I won't suck your dick even for New Year's Eve, don't even talk me into it

Culinary blogging turned into porn when I pulled the bitch's tights down

Student, how did you learn all that? Now you can fuck me

Brother, be brave, pick up the phone and I'll show you pussy and tits

Here's your dick, suck it hard, or I'll leave you for your friend, okay?

The four of us were quietly fucking on a trip, and then people burned us

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

Brother, I have a date with anal, help me develop my ass

Honey, you should have told me right away that you were going to give me anime porn on the trip

Man, I'll give you my panties and my money, just fuck me, okay?

If you're thinking of getting a girlfriend, let me remind you what you're giving up

"We wanted to fuck on the trip! Well, you want to do it in the car, go ahead."

Your computer doesn't work, you can use me instead of porn

She moved her panties and asked me to get harder — of course I did

I'm a cuckold, so I don't scold my wife because of her cheating, I only praise her

Seduced a babe by the pool and cum twice, what luck

First lick it to orgasm over there, and then I'll give you

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Okay, my brother touched my tits. What's next, is he going to ask me to take my panties off?