And there's nothing to tease and show your tits — now sit on your dick

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why do you keep jerking off and massaging your balls — get your dick in your throat already

Guys come and go, but you have one friend — fuck me first