That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

You don't have to take your clothes off anymore — I'm going to fuck you until you squirt

Guys come and go, but you have one friend — fuck me first

Honey, you've already licked me and caressed me

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you