Don't scream so loud, or your husband will wake up and we'll be screwed

My car isn't broken, I just need to get laid

Shit, the condom broke and the semen got inside. What to do?

That's how they get pregnant: a torn condom, but what a pleasure

She's screaming her head off, and all I did was put my dick in her roughly

Man, don't worry, I'm fucking your wife with a condom

Holy shit, a sea of sperm after a condom blowjob! I ate all of it!

I fall asleep in my panties for a friend to fuck me and it's not my fault

Friend girl, stay and we'll take turns fucking you. Me first!

When you go to the neighbors for sugar, don't forget a condom in case they fuck you

You want to fuck with a condom, fine, but don't hide your tits

I'm going to rub my sister's boobs, because I have to help her get ready for her midterm

My sister came home drunk — I'll fuck her, she won't remember anyway

Today it will be tougher — I took the leash and told him to stand up