My husband manages my orgasms but doesn't know I'm driving!

You can't surprise a girl with your dick for her birthday, but a stranger's dick...

I've got your cum all over my mouth and tits, can you give me a ride now?

"I said suck it" - pfft, no one expected that ending!

The Uber cab driver wouldn't let me squirt on the seat. Can I squirt on my dick?

Well, if you're a virgin, go for it — you still have to pay for the trip

Squirted in locker room and went for a walk in the mall with a stunner on her face

So much for taking a walk in the woods and going to your husband with someone else's sperm

Yes, she gave it to the first man she met for money. Once is not a prostitute

I'll fuck this one in the pussy, that one in the ass, share the sperm

My girlfriend and I got really high - we got fucked anally in public and hard

Passersby were fucking with the gearbox, the dildo on the window, and the dick

Fuck, I'll fuck you for money — I'll take off my condom and cum the fuck off

Every time I don't have money, I give the cabbie a blowjob

I don't care about people, as long as it's warm and you can fuck on the ground

Look what happens if you don't run out all NoNutNovember

I thought I was in heaven 🤤 But no, that's me fucking my wife's friend in the car

You'll make it to college, you'd better fuck your stepmother before she minds

Let's fuck a nigger in fmf, I've never had a black dick before 🍆

How do I hint to her to have sex in a car? Oh, she's already taking her panties off

Give me your address and pussy — I'll give you a ride in the car and on my dick

Don't be shy, you're already with a stranger in a car, all that's left is a blowjob

A cabbie took me for a ride on his dick. Now I got cum on my face and I'm on foot

Stranger fuck-up 😢 I'm going to my husband's with sperm in my mouth