What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

The sisters couldn't wait to compare the guys' cocks - they switched without asking

They even put it in her anus! Now we'll always fly business class

Dad, look what's wrong with my pee. Maybe lick it and it'll go away

Kohl, are you blackmailing me again? I'll sit on my dick, but not a word to my mother

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

You sat down to play, and who's gonna fuck me? Give me your dick, and then you're on

Call your father, I'm drunk and want to fuck! He's not home? Then go fuck yourself

Brother, I won't suck your dick even for New Year's Eve, don't even talk me into it

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

So, client, forget about your wife, or she'll give you anal

Got a milf to do her homework, promised not to leak - you didn't see anything

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Whipped and fucked - now she won't look at others

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

Swallow your dick all the way down, or I'll slap you in the cheeks 😈

What the fuck - as soon as I get a huge dick, my dad calls me

You get naked for money, you give me a burger, I'll fuck you in all positions

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

Are you out of your fucking mind? I'll show you the deposit and the dick in your throat

Thought mom was just going to suck it again, but she showed me how to pee 😯

Lesson 1: In an unclear situation, suck it. Give a blowjob and no problem