My tits are bigger than your girlfriend's, and I suck better, you wanna fuck?

Chief, don't fire me, please. I can work with my head and swallow cum

You've got a bigger dick than your father! I'm the one with the erection, aren't I?

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

You fuck great! But don't tell my dad that I checked it out for myself

That's how I envision sex with a gymnast - she's in a twine, I'm inserting

They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

Girls, don't argue! I've got one cock for your three asses - I'll fuck every one of them

Chief, I've got an ass like this at home I'll fuck it, then I'll work

What a worthy fucker - cums three times over 💦

The guy couldn't even fuck me, but my brother gave me a squirt flood 💦

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

Tits out 👀 Is it okay that your man is lying behind you?

Look, I'm the only one who can do that. I fuck one and lick the other between the legs

This table has sex more often than I do 🗿 She won't let me play again

I mean, you don't want to cheat?! 😤 I gave you the money, take off your clothes

And the sister's pretty good 🙂 She shakes with orgasms and swallows her dick deep

I accidentally impregnated my wife's sister

So he fucked a stranger, what's the big deal? She was ready for sex. 👌🏻

- I dreamt I was sitting on your face. - So let's do it 😏

You stole my underwear 😳 How about admitting you want to fuck me?