Son, we're going to explain everything to you, and we're going to take your virginity as well

Honey, get it out in time - oh, sorry, you already have a creampie in you

I was fucked in the game and fucked in real life - but at least the sex is nicer

Got caught jerking off - and she just didn't know who to jerk off to

She cries from the slaps, but I know she cums from the rough fucking

Turn around on your butt, you'll be glad you can't walk

Wait, don't undress in public - you want an orgasm, go to your room

While you're playing Overwatch, Diva gets bored and fucks herself

What tip? You asked me to fuck you, so now you have to endure it

And why do I need a date when I have a virgin brother at home?

She asked me if I wanted to fuck her! 1 moment and her dick is in her throat

Relax, I'm sure I can get it out in time (oops, honey, we're knocked up)

I show her new positions, and she squirts right on my dick

Gotcha! I'm gonna prove to you that a real dick in your ass is nicer

The clitoris should be rubbed, then licked - the orgasm will make her shiver

If you're whining about anal, here's a creampie for you - you're already pregnant, you won't get pregnant

I lick you in the 69 position, so you take my dick deeper into your mouth

Stranger, can we talk more or are you going to shut me up with your dick already?

Brother, don't stare at the asses too much, but tell me, who has it better?

Wanted safe sex, but got sperm in her mouth and doggystyle

I licked her, and then I put her in - there's no way out, she's already on my dick

Friend, are you going to fuck my wife? Are you even wearing a condom?

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom