Yeah, fucked my mom and no shame - she cum and I'm a man now 💪

Wife, is that a condom with someone else's sperm in it? All right, I'll just stick with you

Don't be jealous, it's not cheating. You better fuck us and we'll share the cum

Man, don't worry, I'm fucking your wife with a condom

Installed a security camera, but forgot to warn his daughter about it