Don't scream so loud, or your husband will wake up and we'll be screwed

Installed a security camera, but forgot to warn his daughter about it

Man, don't worry, I'm fucking your wife with a condom

Don't be jealous, it's not cheating. You better fuck us and we'll share the cum

Wife, is that a condom with someone else's sperm in it? All right, I'll just stick with you

Yeah, fucked my mom and no shame - she cum and I'm a man now 💪