Wife, is that a condom with someone else's sperm in it? All right, I'll just stick with you

Installed a security camera, but forgot to warn his daughter about it

Don't be jealous, it's not cheating. You better fuck us and we'll share the cum

Don't scream so loud, or your husband will wake up and we'll be screwed

Man, don't worry, I'm fucking your wife with a condom

Yeah, fucked my mom and no shame - she cum and I'm a man now 💪