I'll use my mouth to collect your sperm down to the gram, so you can get a spermogram 💦

I need a sperm sample. The nurse will do it herself, you're not her first

"Thank you, no more complaints!" - but our sex was caught on hidden cameras

Talked a nurse into sex and then brought her to orgasm 🔥

Yeah, I give patients blowjobs! How did you think I got into med school?

Fucking nurse, after having sex with her, all my complaints went away

Wow, what a boner 😧 Have you been taking Viagra? Just fuck me until I'm hard

What's with all the sex obsession? They're all fucking licked 🥵

Asked a friend to give her husband a massage, next thing you know, fmf and orgasm

At home, my dad gets stung, so I have to fuck my mom in her office