As usual, you came and you didn't give me a hand job! All right, I'll do it myself

I clamp her mouth shut and the neighbors won't know how many times a day we fuck

"It's not right to fuck your beloved's sister" — random cheating

What does your team's Tidehunter do while you're playing Dota 2

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

Honey, I'll do anything for a cum tonight, it's been a long time since I came on my face

I see you're masturbating, and I'm here to fuck. So come on

She fucked a guy right on the doorstep — it's obvious that she didn't cheat

So much arguing about where to cum, and in the end the sperm is even on my butt

Are you done yet? No, that wasn't our agreement, put it back in

The huge dick won't just fit in her mouth — it will reach up to her tonsils

She rented out her client a room and her dick throat as well

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm