I spilled sperm on my face and my glasses - that's okay, I'll lick it off and swallow it

So much arguing about where to cum, and in the end the sperm is even on my butt

Keep your dick quiet, or I'll smack you again — we're in the hostel, after all

What are you sitting around for? Put the phone down and take your dick in your mouth

Oh, it's so cold in here, can't we think of a way to get warm?