What does your team's Tidehunter do while you're playing Dota 2

My husband paid for the pizza, but I should thank the courier, so I did

The perfect girl doesn't distract from the dot, just silently sucks dick

I'm covered in sperm, brother - don't forget, you swore you'd keep it all quiet

You don't suck dick, but I can squirt💦 Fuck me, marry her

Forget about your wife, she's asleep - let me suck your dick

She jerked off with her legs and hands, but I came from her pussy

No, honey, dressed like a whore, get a dick, work can wait

I spilled sperm on my face and my glasses - that's okay, I'll lick it off and swallow it

I'd suck you some more, but my pussy is already wet — let me on your dick faster

Cock too big for this redhead, had to lubricate her pussy with oil

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

The sisters had a New Year's fmf threesome under the dressed up Christmas tree

So I let him lick me once and fuck me to orgasms. We're step-siblings

I'll look at tits, then I'll fuck you in the pussy - why, I won the game

She couldn't hold her cum in her throat and poured it all over her tits

She soon got tired of sucking and wanted to cum, so she jerked off

A guy breaks his iPhone — that's a reason to drop it and suck a stranger's dick

That's a rough mouth-fuck you got there, man. I'd rather bounce on my dick

I gave it to him once, and he fucked me so hard I didn't recognize my pussy

I grabbed you and put you on my dick, and I'm gonna fuck you till you're done

She swallowed a cock and didn't even choke, and she looked so inexperienced

Courier, tear up the pantyhose and fuck — I will not give back the order from the Mac