I didn't want to cheat... But I'm not stupid enough to refuse to have sex

What are you doing in the bathtub? You better get your dick done

Where are you going? I'm going to shove my dick up your tonsils first, then go

Do you want it gentler? Okay, I'll just grab my hair and then my throat

What a dick! When else are you going to get one? We have to fuck, it's decided