If I show a stranger my dick, she'll either blow me or call for help

- Do you take payment in blowjobs? - Yeah, if you give me five stars

If you hitchhike, be prepared to give yourself to the drivers

"Guys, are we just going to keep going in silence? Look, we're not wearing panties."

You know, I don't give it to strangers in the anus, so let's get acquainted

Lesson 1: In an unclear situation, suck it. Give a blowjob and no problem