Said I had a fucking great dick, and I came so hard I was cramping

A first date without sex? No, let's at least go suck a dick in the toilet

And she climbs on her own dick, and her face is guilty — what have you done, bitch?

The first date is not a reason to give up sex, what do you think?

Open your mouth — not for a cock, but for a gag, because you're yelling loudly

Honey, why don't we fuck? I'll take my panties off and sit on my dick

So much arguing about where to cum, and in the end the sperm is even on my butt

Courier, tear up the pantyhose and fuck — I will not give back the order from the Mac

You didn't bring me to orgasm, but you poured sperm all over my face

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

Caught a student in the university bathroom and put his mouth on her cock

So, you want sex — get on your dick and ride, what are you waiting for?

Bitch, I pay you money and you're fucking around, by the way, about the dick

Since the guy is so busy, I'll just ask him for anal

Performs marital duties, whether she wants to or not

Fucked up is a fucked up — the ex-girlfriend sat on her dick again from the fuck up

I gave a blowjob and a riming, I gave it from behind — I don't want to lose any more

No, friend girl, kissing is boring. Let's call the guys, they have dicks

All right, student, let's go hands-free — put your dick up and memorize the words

Triss Merigold has changed her shoes — it pays more than wizards

Let's fuck two cocks at once, because my secretary Lola Taylor

Out of habit, I used to jerk off to porn — I forgot that my sister had grown up

I asked my friend to check on the guy and she went straight for the penis

You asked me to tie your hands — get your dick in your throat all the way