Hey, friends, take it easy, you're going to tear my wife's ass apart

Said I had a fucking great dick, and I came so hard I was cramping

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

Do you want it gentler? Okay, I'll just grab my hair and then my throat

Fuck harder, only dick will relieve the stress of failing a test

And she climbs on her own dick, and her face is guilty — what have you done, bitch?

Are you done yet? No, that wasn't our agreement, put it back in

Fucking sucked my dick, but too much sperm — it all came out

I clamp her mouth shut and the neighbors won't know how many times a day we fuck

Cums her face, and she's already drooling from a throat blowjob

The huge dick won't just fit in her mouth — it will reach up to her tonsils

So much arguing about where to cum, and in the end the sperm is even on my butt

In front of my parents, I accidentally walked into my sister while we were fighting

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

She choked on her dick to get a cum on her tits, but no — all the sperm is on her face

Caught a student in the university bathroom and put his mouth on her cock

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

You're not a shy girl nun — you give a doggystyle and your face is covered in cum

She rented out her client a room and her dick throat as well

No, friend girl, kissing is boring. Let's call the guys, they have dicks

The four of us were quietly fucking on a trip, and then people burned us

Wife, you ungrateful whore, I brought black people for business!

I came on my neighbor three times already, and she doesn't have enough — well, I'll call my friends

What does your team's Tidehunter do while you're playing Dota 2