Citizen, you have to suck deeper, or I'll write you a fine

Let others abstain, and we fuck on the journey

So successfully seduced a non-local blonde for a fuck, but we were interrupted

Tired of doing yoga — tricked and seduced a stranger for a fuck

Got lost on her way to a party and got fucked by a stranger

The cops scared us off, but we still managed to find a secluded spot

No place to go to get laid — had to get laid in front of people