This isn't our first homemade porn — get up on the bridge

She showed me a fucking pussy, so I came three times in a row

Friend girl from Tinder laid down and slept — for such a boner you have to wake her up

I'll do anything, just don't tell my dad that I smoked!

Lied to her boyfriend about spending the night at her friend's house while she was out partying

Gave it to a guy for his birthday sis — he loved it!