Son, look what I'll give your dad for the New Year! You can touch it, too

Mom had to jack off on her own because her son came too fast

You're in trouble - here's your dick, jump, or I'll tell my dad all about you

"Son, get your dick out and apologize for what you did today."

She seduced her stepson because she wanted to taste young sperm

My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in