What do you mean, you won't fuck your mother anymore? Go ahead and put it in here

Are you crazy? She walked into the room without knocking and took her son's dick 😱

Oh, my mom needs the money - she's about to break down and go to jail

Girls weren't interested until my mom showed me her boobs, and I got up right away

Son, take a good look - is all the sperm coming out of me?

Son, you go on a date and you don't know where to come? There's a hole right there

My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in