Mutual masturbation makes you cum - great, no need to fuck tonight

Let me jerk you off, too, because I'm a stoner and you need an orgasm

I thought it would break, but she had no problem taking it in her mouth and sucking it

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch