He's watching porn and jerking off with me sitting next to him! What happened to helping each other?

Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone

Always help a stranger, chances are she'll give it to you inadvertently

I was just trying to make a joke! I had to jerk his real dick off

She was a virgin, and now she's a creampie. But it's a secret that I fucked her

Tired of being a virgin - no problem! I'll fuck you and be your first

We can't fuck, we're friends, we'll jerk each other off and that's it

Early to the factory tomorrow - so we just jerk each other off and don't give a fuck

She jerks him off, but she doesn't look at him. She can't, it's her stepbrother

Who's jerking off in here? Let me help you and we'll cum together

Let me jerk you off, too, because I'm a stoner and you need an orgasm

Mutual masturbation makes you cum - great, no need to fuck tonight

I thought it would break, but she had no problem taking it in her mouth and sucking it

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch