This is what happens when your maid is the Shinaryen

You're finally here, because I've already started jerking off to porn

Courier, that's a real fuck-up. You only get a face flop for that

Babe takes a creampie to fondle her pussy in cum

Fuck all you want, but don't tell the guy how I pay my rent

I hid the remote control under the couch on purpose to look at her ass

My boyfriend's cheating on me and I can't? Boom, I'm on my friend's dick

This one's bigger than my boyfriend's - okay, I'll cheat again

Chief, how am I supposed to work now if I'm leaking sperm?

She bent over for her neighbor, bent over for a creampie, all for a deal

Came in to meet the new roommate and she was busy masturbating

Dude, just put down the console — this hottie wants sex, right?

She asked me to cum on her ass because her pussy was already wet from fucking

Now I'm going to take my clothes off and take my dick inside me, and you cum on my face

Bitch, I pay you money and you're fucking around, by the way, about the dick

Honey, don't worry about it. Sperm has a way of leaking out

Oh, you've already pumped me full of cum. I'm gonna jerk off, I wanna cum again

Took a creampie to masturbate and cum with cum inside

Let others call for witches, but I'm going to fuck my ex-girlfriend on Halloween

Fuck me all you want, but I'll only come from my own hand

Wore beautiful lingerie in front of me to make me want to take it off

So lazy to make dinner, why don't we just fuck on the table?

You said you were on the sport, so I pumped you full of-- with sperm

Filmed sex with a redhead on his phone to show his friends