If you don't want to pay, let me pour it in your mouth!

Jerking off on my sister, that's not right. You should have fucked her right away

I thought I was different 🙄 I gave a stranger a laptop 🙄

She did it without a condom and ate the sperm! That's pretty fucking brave for a first date

Don't get excited, honey, I'm not going to pat you on the ass

A friendly hookup-- why not? Fuck me, but first a blowjob

She looked shy, I thought she wouldn't give it to me, but she went home and gave it to me right away

I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

2 camshots and a blowjob and no problems (I'm talking as a psychologist)

I got the realtor, but not the apartment. But he got fucked and got a blowjob 😏