I thought I was different 🙄 I gave a stranger a laptop 🙄

Oh, you stuck your dick in my ass. I won't distract you from your work anymore

She did it without a condom and ate the sperm! That's pretty fucking brave for a first date

Oh, husband, you'd know how much I'm looking forward to you - but I do give a doggystyle friend

Are you a virgin? It's no problem, I'm already naked, bro, fuck me

Jerking off on my sister, that's not right. You should have fucked her right away