I thought I was different 🙄 I gave a stranger a laptop 🙄

She did it without a condom and ate the sperm! That's pretty fucking brave for a first date

2 camshots and a blowjob and no problems (I'm talking as a psychologist)

Jerking off on my sister, that's not right. You should have fucked her right away

I got the realtor, but not the apartment. But he got fucked and got a blowjob 😏

I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

A friendly hookup-- why not? Fuck me, but first a blowjob

She looked shy, I thought she wouldn't give it to me, but she went home and gave it to me right away

Don't get excited, honey, I'm not going to pat you on the ass