Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

Caught a girl masturbating and put his dick in her mouth for a blowjob

I persuaded my girlfriend to make her own porno, because I was sick and tired of the same stories

Her husband hasn't even gotten to work yet, and she's already sick without a dick - she calls her neighbor

Psst, get your dick out and come to me - I'll show you how I can swallow

I let my cum on my hair, because semen has a lot of useful protein

I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick