She burst into the house and took her clothes off — how long has it been since she got laid?

Helped a juicy chick burn some more calories with his dick

You can't surprise anyone with a pussy anymore — I'll give it to him in the anus and he'll go fuck himself

Wearing sexy new lingerie and giving her juicy asshole a fuck

How naive — she thought she'd get a blowjob and wouldn't have to get up

I'll stand on my head, as long as my friend takes the hint and fucks me

Taking so long to wash, probably waiting to get your dick in

Giving it to my pussy to keep quiet about my masturbation is genius