Seduced her stepson for sex and had no regrets. (just jerking off)

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I showed you my holes and you took a piss in them. It's embarrassing, bro

Oh, she's got sperm inside her. And the neighbor's just getting to know her

I saw tits and forgot I had a girlfriend. Do you want to sit on my dick?

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

They told me, "Don't go to the audition or they'll fuck you." I'll go again tomorrow

Dude, you gotta understand, so we don't fight, just fuck me good

Stirred me up, gave me a blowjob, made me cum, and it was all friendship

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

Where are you? In Sims 4 we already got laid, and I'm sitting here not fucked

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth