My ex is an asshole, but you're not, are you, bro? Come inside me

Where are you? In Sims 4 we already got laid, and I'm sitting here not fucked

Stirred me up, gave me a blowjob, made me cum, and it was all friendship

I saw tits and forgot I had a girlfriend. Do you want to sit on my dick?

Wow, I blushed from orgasm in there while I was jumping on my dick, look at that

Seduced her stepson for sex and had no regrets. (just jerking off)

Yes beautiful boobs, sister, you suck it already - I'm tired of being a virgin

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Now I'm going to fuck my wife, and she's going to believe that I didn't cheat on her. Will she?

She came out naked, spread her legs - licked, sucked, dribbled in her mouth

Why don't we fuck by the window? Not everyone is seduced by their sister

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I don't cheat, but I've had my tits shown and my dick sucked

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

Why are you so uptight, man? Here, touch my tits and fuck me

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice