Stirred me up, gave me a blowjob, made me cum, and it was all friendship

I showed you my holes and you took a piss in them. It's embarrassing, bro

They told me, "Don't go to the audition or they'll fuck you." I'll go again tomorrow

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

Yeah, I cheated on my husband by dousing myself with water and burning my friend's boobs

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I showed him where to cum, but he still shoved his sperm inside me

I don't cheat, but I've had my tits shown and my dick sucked

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

Why are you so uptight, man? Here, touch my tits and fuck me

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

Where are you? In Sims 4 we already got laid, and I'm sitting here not fucked

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

Wow, I blushed from orgasm in there while I was jumping on my dick, look at that

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it