You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Stirred me up, gave me a blowjob, made me cum, and it was all friendship

Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

They told me, "Don't go to the audition or they'll fuck you." I'll go again tomorrow

Yes beautiful boobs, sister, you suck it already - I'm tired of being a virgin

Why are you so uptight, man? Here, touch my tits and fuck me

I showed him where to cum, but he still shoved his sperm inside me

Wow, I blushed from orgasm in there while I was jumping on my dick, look at that

Now I'm going to fuck my wife, and she's going to believe that I didn't cheat on her. Will she?

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

Where are you? In Sims 4 we already got laid, and I'm sitting here not fucked

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it