She didn't work out for nothing — it's easy to enter her throat

Not smart enough to win at checkers — take off your clothes and put your butt on the table

If a girl has been on the phone all morning, at least let her jerk off

Gave her his cock to suck, and she spread her beautiful legs for fucking

So politics don't bother you — fuck in the morning like we do!

He wants the wi-fi password for nothing. What am I, stupid? blowjob first

Delivery is paid, but you can get a discount for sex with a courier

Until you go to jail, I won't leave the house. And you're not going anywhere alone

She felt the sperm on her ass and is happy, she only wants sex from me

Honey, fuck you and your walks... No, you better sit the fuck down

She's the one that's leaking lube on my dick, but she won't let me cum in her pussy

A real man — gave in to his beloved in orgasms, and then cum himself

What a bitch — she went and hinted at anal, but she never gave it to me in the ass

Don't let her down on my dick, or the New Year's vacation will soon be over

I gave you a blowjob, now stick your dick in here

Shit, you don't have to cum, I'm giving you a mouthful, right?

No, honey, that's not how you fuck — let me jump on my dick