If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex