You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

You jerked me off, good for you, but I wanted to fuck, let me sit on your dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Loly Lips even let me touch her tits so I wouldn't watch porn

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

I've masturbated, that's half done, you just have to fuck me

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants