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You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

Loly Lips even let me touch her tits so I wouldn't watch porn

Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

You jerked me off, good for you, but I wanted to fuck, let me sit on your dick

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I've masturbated, that's half done, you just have to fuck me

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule