I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

Loly Lips even let me touch her tits so I wouldn't watch porn

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

Do you want coffee or my pussy? No, you can't have it all at once

Walked the girl in the park so she wouldn't break on the first date

If you dreamt about sex, it means that soon you will definitely be fucked by someone

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test