Are you out of your fucking mind? You said you were gonna rub your dick, but you came inside

Did you think I wouldn't notice what you put in? I've got creampie coming out of me

I fucked her gently, I came in her - oops, I'm a daddy now 🫢

I got it out in time, yeah, but I got a shitload of sperm on my legs

It's nothing personal, but I don't know who fucked you before me, I'll wear a condom