I took a piss on her tits 👀 (not what I expected from working with a psychologist)

Which one to choose, I didn't know 👉🏻👈🏻 I took turns fucking them

Yeah, I shouldn't have slept with my girlfriend. I opened my eyes and she was on my dick

I picked out an Altoids and didn't get confused, I fucked with it a lot

1st date, she's in my bed - and she gave it without a condom, bravely

You're jerking off. Stop it! Let me give you a better blowjob 😻

She's always wanting dick since we moved in together