I think I'll take a secretary on a business trip, I'm tired of fucking my wife at home

I didn't even know her before, but I offered her money and lucked out

I'll pay a little extra and give the maid a dick (it was good, I'll do it again)

The realtor took off her panties and started sucking 😳 I forgot I was married

I've got tits 🍒 Why fire me when you can fuck me too?

I'm not cheating, I'm dating my roommate! It's not my fault he has a penis

It's not cheating! Your wife asked you to test your fidelity