Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

Russian friends took three whores to the woods to jerk them off

My husband won't let me cheat, so I'll suck a friend off without asking

Just getting ready to do the laundry, and the guy's already got his dick out

Oh, shit, my wife's back and I'm giving salt to my naked neighbor

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Hush, don't yell so loud — the neighbors will think I'm hitting you