Daughter, how old are you? 19? You're old enough to get laid

So she tasted sperm, but had to eat it out of her own piss

Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

So that's why you can't get into the bathroom on an airplane!

"Sister, how many times do I have to tell you to knock? I'm jerking off."

Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

I would have come from a blowjob too, but she was asking for sex, so I couldn't resist