"Listen, friend, I'm sick of being friends with you, take your pants off already."

I already suck your dick, why are you slapping me in the face like that?

Almost missed her class because her boyfriend demanded another blowjob

Why do you need to learn English? Do what you know how to do — suck a dick

It's not good, period! Got sperm for breakfast and a burger in the fuckin' face

When your girlfriend is sick, stick your dick in, it will cure her 💯

Honey, I only have five minutes, hurry up and fill me up with sperm

Not dressed vegan, but she sucked a dick. I don't judge that