"Listen, friend, I'm sick of being friends with you, take your pants off already."

Until my NFT art sells out, I'm going to make money the old-fashioned way

I already suck your dick, why are you slapping me in the face like that?

Yeah, my sister's dumb since she's stuck in the washer, but fucking her is cool

Why do you need to learn English? Do what you know how to do — suck a dick

Honey, I only have five minutes, hurry up and fill me up with sperm

Not dressed vegan, but she sucked a dick. I don't judge that

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you