To hell with decency — it's 2022 and I haven't been fucked in the anus yet

"Listen, friend, I'm sick of being friends with you, take your pants off already."

Showing her tits and sucking her dick is how she gets straight A's at the university

Honey, I only have five minutes, hurry up and fill me up with sperm

Brother, don't come on my underwear, I have a date now

Why do you need to learn English? Do what you know how to do — suck a dick

When your girlfriend is sick, stick your dick in, it will cure her 💯

Almost missed her class because her boyfriend demanded another blowjob