"Listen, friend, I'm sick of being friends with you, take your pants off already."

She came to a porn casting and showed her tits. Am I a star now?

Why do you need to learn English? Do what you know how to do — suck a dick

Yeah, my sister's dumb since she's stuck in the washer, but fucking her is cool

Brother, don't come on my underwear, I have a date now

No money, but you can be in me instead of fingers, okay?

Until my NFT art sells out, I'm going to make money the old-fashioned way

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you