"Listen, friend, I'm sick of being friends with you, take your pants off already."

Told me to see what's in my pants, I sucked it and didn't tell you to fuck off

Honey, I only have five minutes, hurry up and fill me up with sperm

Where are you spitting it out? Hurry up and lick it off or I'll kick you out of the house

No money, but you can be in me instead of fingers, okay?

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you

Brother, don't come on my underwear, I have a date now

Until my NFT art sells out, I'm going to make money the old-fashioned way

Yeah, my sister's dumb since she's stuck in the washer, but fucking her is cool

Why do you need to learn English? Do what you know how to do — suck a dick