I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

I'm having a one-night stand, and I'd be fine, but I fucked the girl's mom

Don't make me beg! I'm getting married tomorrow, let me fuck again

Getting tested is no problem now that she's taking sperm in her mouth

What's the right way to greet your husband from work? Of course, the perfect ass

I cheat on my husband every day - he goes to work and I go straight to someone else's dick

Your mom sucks dick! So suck my dick or I'm getting a divorce

It's a good thing you're not my own. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

You came in me and I got knocked up! Call your wife and tell her about the affair

There are ~16 billion legs in the world, and the only one I want to spread is yours 🫶 Oooooh