I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

Don't make me beg! I'm getting married tomorrow, let me fuck again

I'm having a one-night stand, and I'd be fine, but I fucked the girl's mom

That's my job, to sell a house, I have to give a client a booty call

It's a good thing you're not my own. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

"with a condom is safe," he urged. I did, but the condom broke

You came in me and I got knocked up! Call your wife and tell her about the affair

I don't cheat for a guy, but I love money 💸 Pay, fuck, don't tell anyone

I gave a student a blowjob, he made me fuck him. And I said: "No."

Neighbor, I'm outraged and horny! You've fucked everyone, but what about me?