I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't take a picture of me sucking a dick! You can't show it to a guy!

I'm having a one-night stand, and I'd be fine, but I fucked the girl's mom

It's a good thing you're not my own. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

Embarrassingly, the 1st sex was with my sister..... I'm going on a date with a man

"with a condom is safe," he urged. I did, but the condom broke

You came in me and I got knocked up! Call your wife and tell her about the affair

I've seen this in a movie before - the sister got stuck there too 🤌

Your mom sucks dick! So suck my dick or I'm getting a divorce

She attacked me! Till I got my dick in her pussy, she wouldn't let up

What's the right way to greet your husband from work? Of course, the perfect ass

Well, why bother dating when I can blow you like this, bro?

Oh stop showing me your boobs! No, keep going 🤤

Neighbor, I'm outraged and horny! You've fucked everyone, but what about me?

There are ~16 billion legs in the world, and the only one I want to spread is yours 🫶 Oooooh

Getting tested is no problem now that she's taking sperm in her mouth

If my husband knew how much I love it, I'd get up in front of the chief doggystyle for him